“Life is what happens..."

"When I said that I wanted to have kids and you said that you wanted me to have a vasectomy, what did I do? And then when you said that you might want to have kids and I wasn’t so sure, who had the vasectomy reversed? And then when you said you definitely didn’t want to have kids, who had it reversed back? Snip, snap, snip, snap, snip snap! I did. You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person."